This simply will not work.

I have an etsy shop along with my best friend, which you are free to visit if you so desire and free to ignore if you've decided to hate me. You probably deserve it, by the way; I am not a very nice person because you keep doing not-very-nice things.

Chelsea (oddishness) is amazing, and the cutest damn California lesbian I ever did see. I would be a lesbian... I think... except I'm sort of genderqueer. That doesn't help much when it comes to sexual orientation ambiguity, does it? Well.

I might just be your friend if you say something funny and make me laugh. I enjoy having people who are funny around. It makes looking at the rest of this mess less tiresome.

I mean come on, I just cleaned this up!

Currently hoarding:

Buttocks do not work like that. Good night!

P.S. Subeta staff: go to hell. You banned my roommate and I for being vegan. I share this computer; Ashes was asked to put a ticket in by Mercurius (after xe said something they didn't like about veganism) and it was completely ignored.

You're bad people.