I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

if you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

if you have ever walked into a wall before copy this

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I worry over people ALL the time!! )

If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile

If you listen to music and like it because you like the music, not because of the artist, copy and paste this to your profile

If you don't care about who makes the music, no matter how crazy they are (Britney Spears, Marilyn Manson), and you like it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

IF YOU LOVE TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, TOTAL DRAMA ACTION,OR BOTH THEN DON’T JUST STAND THERE COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

All of these are true. I removed the five that weren't, because they were about loving Twilight and anything Twilight relacted. Actually, I'll add my own

If you ABSOLUTLY HATE Twilight, do me a favor and copy and paste this on your profile twenty times.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."