| My name is Kate. Not Katie, or Kathy, or anything else you think if funny. It's Kate. I live in California, and for you people who still think you're funny, no I don't live in California, Scotland. (Ha, ha, it's not funny.) My favorite color is blue, because my eyes are blue. My friends say I have chameleon eyes. No, it's not because I'm cross eyed, it's because my eyes match anything Blue, Green, or Gray I wear. My favorite television show is Sonny With A Chance. Honestly, at first I thought it would be an iCarly knock-off, but I found it to be funnier than iCarly (Not that I'm hating on iCarly, it's a lovely show.) As you can tell from this mindless rant, I can't tell a short story. It's hard for me. Well, if you've spent you're time reading this you can't sue me. You chose to read this useless crap. If you'd like to be my friend... go ahead, try. I won't be your friend unless we talk first. (For those of you who think "OMG I love your avatar can we be friends LOL!" is a good conversation, just go home an crawl in a box you text addict, you.) I may come off as aggressive, but I'm not. I just speak my mind in an aggressive fashion. I really should stop typing now, but I shan't! Or shouldn't, or shisn't... whatever the word is, I think I'll keep telling you about me. Four score and seven years ago I was born in a log cabin... ha, ha, ya get it? Abe Lincoln, no sha-bang. Well, I really should get off my computer. I spend too much time on the inter-web. (Internet or web for you slow people.) And guess what? I'm an Academy Award WATCHER. Take that, Kate Winslet and Brad Pitt. |
