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Okay, so this is how it works:
You make a wish, and the next poster grants it, but ruins it. As an example:
Poster 1: I wish I could fly
Poster 2: Wish granted, but you get sucked into a hurricane then die. I wish I had a pet tiger.
Poster 3: Wish granted, but it bites your head off.
Etc. Etc. Etc.
granted, you can turn into a wolf, but upon your transformation back into a human, you sneeze and become a half-man, half-wolf, and thus you become an outcast in society, ultimately becoming a murderer. poor you.
i wish i could drink some milk right now.
with a cookie, please.
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.
Granted, but Subeta glitches up and it's lost.
I wish this wish was a wish that would not be a ruined wish.
Yes, I know it's suppost to say "wrecker" and not "record," I don't wanna change it.
LOL MARIO IN A BIKINI.
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.
Granted, but it's accidentally left on in the night and the whole thing combusts, thus not only do you not have a TV, but you don't have a house.
EDIT: Late. Granted, but the brakes are broken and you crash into a tree.
Wish granted, but now you have to ride on the bus with the bully, the kid that talks way too much, and are stuck sitting next to the kid that gets motionsickness every day, and he pukes on you.
SeraphimDragon
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Kogasha
Yes, I know it's suppost to say "wrecker" and not "record," I don't wanna change it.
LOL MARIO IN A BIKINI.
