Destroy a Wish Foundation
#1 :: October 25th, 2009 @ 9:57 PM
SeraphimDragon
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If something like this is already up, please lock this.

Okay, so this is how it works:
You make a wish, and the next poster grants it, but ruins it. As an example:
Poster 1: I wish I could fly
Poster 2: Wish granted, but you get sucked into a hurricane then die. I wish I had a pet tiger.
Poster 3: Wish granted, but it bites your head off.
Etc. Etc. Etc.

So, here's my wish. I wish I had some ice-cream.


#2 :: October 25th, 2009 @ 9:59 PM
EagleDog
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Granted. But it hs roosterroaches is it.

I wish I had purple eyes.

Click the egg!


#3 :: October 25th, 2009 @ 10:01 PM
angel50999
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granted. but people think your weird and put you into testing.

i wish i had all the things ive ever wanted.

I don't fight, I don't argue, I just hit that chick with a bottle.


#4 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 7:13 AM
SeraphimDragon
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Wish granted, but it turns out everything has little bombs on it, they explode, and burn down your house.

I wish dragons were real.


#5 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 9:17 AM
Rallok
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Wish granted. But they conquer the world and destroy all of humanity!

I wish I could fly n.n

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#6 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 12:15 PM
ShadowFoxKitfox
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NO MORE KISSES FOR ME! I got mine!

Granted.
You enjoy flying around until you get sucked into an Jet's Air Intake. You get mulched and the plane crashes, killing everyone aboard.

I wish I could jump into videogames!

NO MORE KISSES FOR ME! I got mine!


#7 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 3:51 PM
SeraphimDragon
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Wish granted, but you accidentally fall into Pac Man and get eaten by him, confusing you for one of the little dots.

I wish I could afford cooler clothes for my HA


#8 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 3:56 PM
jayzara
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Granted, you can afford them but can't wear them.

I wish I could turn into a wolf and back again.

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#9 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 3:59 PM
ALEX
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granted, you can turn into a wolf, but upon your transformation back into a human, you sneeze and become a half-man, half-wolf, and thus you become an outcast in society, ultimately becoming a murderer. poor you.

i wish i could drink some milk right now.
with a cookie, please.


#10 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 4:02 PM
Kogasha
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Granted, but the milk is rotted and the cookie is moldy.


I wish I had someone to cook for me. u.u

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#11 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 4:08 PM
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granted, but the they can only cook toast

i wish i had time to read all of the books i own


#12 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 4:09 PM
WUPPIE
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Granted, you have got enough time, but you develop an allergy for reading (?) or at least for books.

I wish I could have.. someone.



#13 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 4:20 PM
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granted, but that person turns on you and murders you in your sleep

i wish i could have all the chocolate i wanted and never got any fatter


#14 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 6:09 PM
Kogasha
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Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I was moved into my new house!

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I have better things to do with my time than be homophobic.


#15 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 6:13 PM
Dizzy
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granted, but you get kicked out 2 hrs later. I wish my pet was the strongest pet in ALL OF SUBETA


#16 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 8:56 PM
SeraphimDragon
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Granted, but you get frozen because it was all due to some hacker.
I wish I could draw better.


#17 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 9:11 PM
xx.anarchist.xx
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Wish granted, but no one appreciates what you do draw.

I wish I was immortal.

Looking to borrow the following items for achievement:

plz?


#18 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 9:37 PM
jayzara
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Granted, but you're eternally asleep.



I wish I could remember everything I learned.

Forumset by Mini


#19 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 9:37 PM
SeraphimDragon
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Wish granted, but now you have to live past the end of the world, and live your life floating randomly through space.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.


#20 :: October 26th, 2009 @ 9:40 PM
EagleDog
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Granted, but you fail your classes anyway because your teachers all suddenly hate you.

I wish we had junk food.

Click the egg!


#21 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 12:02 AM
LilMissChibi
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Granted, but it makes you morbidly obese.

I wish I were a billionaire.


#22 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 10:49 AM
ShadowFoxKitfox
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NO MORE KISSES FOR ME! I got mine!

Granted. But you were only able to achieve this through tax evasion. You're soon found out and locked up.

I wish I were a dragon!

NO MORE KISSES FOR ME! I got mine!

Last Edit by: ShadowFoxKitfox 10/27/09 at 10:49:31am


#23 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 12:07 PM
LilMissChibi
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Granted, but people are afraid of you and a knight comes after you and destroys you.

I wish I could eat chili cheese fries without gaining weight.


#24 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 12:50 PM
ShadowFoxKitfox
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NO MORE KISSES FOR ME! I got mine!

Granted:
The Chili-cheese fries are nonfattening, but the cheese not only tastes like plastic, it is plastic.

I wish glitter wouldn't get everywhere like it does

NO MORE KISSES FOR ME! I got mine!

Last Edit by: ShadowFoxKitfox 10/27/09 at 12:52:52pm


#25 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 1:31 PM
KitsuNin
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Granted, but rather than everywhere, it all gets in one spot; your eyes.


#26 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 7:11 PM
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You wished for nothing, SO I GRANT YOU NOTHING AT ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHH !

I wish i will recieve more sP from my shop on subeta!





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#27 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 7:15 PM
Mario
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Quote:
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

Granted, but Subeta glitches up and it's lost.
I wish this wish was a wish that would not be a ruined wish.

Yes, I know it's suppost to say "wrecker" and not "record," I don't wanna change it. LOL MARIO IN A BIKINI.


#28 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 7:28 PM
ShadowFoxKitfox
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NO MORE KISSES FOR ME! I got mine!

Granted: But now you've been granted and cease to be a wish. therefore ceasing to exist.

I wish I had a tasty sandwich

NO MORE KISSES FOR ME! I got mine!

Last Edit by: ShadowFoxKitfox 10/27/09 at 7:29:11pm


#29 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 7:33 PM
SeraphimDragon
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Wish granted, but it turns out that what was so tasty about it was a roadkill kitten with poison sauce, and you die.

I wish my siblings would not be so annoying.


#30 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 7:40 PM
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granted, but you'd become the annoying sibling. ;p
I wish things on subeta will stop inflating like crazy xD

"..And so live ever--or else swoon to death."


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#31 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 7:48 PM
Tetsune
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"If you have a dream, don't wait. Act."

Granted, but subeta crashes

I wish you could freeze peanut butter. D;

"One of life's little rules. Got it memorized?"



Last Edit by: Tetsune 10/27/09 at 7:49:41pm

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#32 :: October 27th, 2009 @ 11:27 PM
LilMissChibi
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Granted, but someone beats you up for putting the peanut butter in the freezer.

I wish I had a handsome, intelligent, funny, kind, and just all around great boyfriend.


#33 :: October 28th, 2009 @ 5:48 AM
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granted, but you are forever in his shadow. no-one even looks at you when you are around him

i wish i had a huge tv in my room


#34 :: October 28th, 2009 @ 6:40 AM
Seth1994
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,


Granted, but it doesn't have cable and it's black and white.

I wish I had a new truck.


but by the moments that take our breath away.


Seth was here. :]


#35 :: October 28th, 2009 @ 6:40 AM
Mario
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Quote:
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

Granted, but it's accidentally left on in the night and the whole thing combusts, thus not only do you not have a TV, but you don't have a house.
EDIT: Late. Granted, but the brakes are broken and you crash into a tree.


Last Edit by: Mario 10/28/09 at 6:41:40am

Yes, I know it's suppost to say "wrecker" and not "record," I don't wanna change it. LOL MARIO IN A BIKINI.


#36 :: October 28th, 2009 @ 9:58 AM
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Your wish has been granted, but seeing as you didnt make one, time folds in on itself and the universe disappears

i wish i didnt have to walk to school


#37 :: October 28th, 2009 @ 11:00 AM
SeraphimDragon
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Wish granted, but now you have to ride on the bus with the bully, the kid that talks way too much, and are stuck sitting next to the kid that gets motionsickness every day, and he pukes on you.

I wish I could have a kitten for a pet.


#38 :: October 28th, 2009 @ 1:15 PM
The_Fallen
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Wish granted, but it turns into a Lion and eats you and your family then takes over the world.

I wish I could fart! D=


#39 :: October 29th, 2009 @ 1:25 AM
wolflord
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wish granted however, now no one wants to be near you.

i wish i was a wolf

I'm a naughty naughty boy and that's concentrated evil coming off of me! *rings hands evily*


#40 :: October 29th, 2009 @ 4:07 AM
Raven
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Granted, but you contract rabies and die.

I wish I didn't fail so hard at maths.

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